Have you ever risen from slumber, shuffled into the kitchen and found yourself craving something more taboo than breakfast cereal?

Have you ever accidentally asked for brains when you meant to say coffee?

You’re not alone.

Many of us find ourselves in a zombified state, secretly craving brains. Being upstanding citizens, we recognize the need for a substitute: coffee.

Everyday we must choose between our secret desire for brains and the more socially acceptable cup of coffee.

Brains vs. Coffee: The Daily Debate of the Urban Undead chronicles my struggle as I weigh the pros and cons to consuming, storing, preparing, enjoying and disposing of each product.

Read through the 100 arguments and decide for yourself: can a conscientious ghoul rationalize the consumption of coffee, and extinguish the craving for brains?